Kaziel Roth

Kaziel Roth, M.D.



Neuropsychiatrist
Objective: Maintain rigorous standards of mental and physical health.
POD A

You've reached the voicemail of Dr. Roth. Your call is very important to me. Please leave a message, and I will respond within 24 hours.

Rowena Felix

Rowena Felix, PsyD



Research Psychologist
Objective: Isolate and discourage maladaptive behaviors through group therapy.
POD B

Hello, you've reached Rowena Felix.

[ Misleading silence. ]

I am not available right now. Leave a message and I will return your call when possible.

Irvine Wright

Lt. Irvine Wright



Army Occupational Therapist
Objective: Explore new mental frontiers in a challenging but rewarding group environment.
POD C

Namaste, indigo children. This is Lieutenant Irvine Marshall Wright. If you're hearing this, assume the worst. Consider me in your meditations; clear your mind and the answer to every question will be simple to you.

Feel free to leave a message. You don't have to. Think for yourself. Question authority.

Confidential Channel 18

Marcy "Lady" Ueta



Volunteer
Objective: Positively impact the lives of each and every subject in my pod!
POD D

Hello! You have reached Marcy Ueta. Unfortunately, I'm not in right now, but feel free to leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you for calling! Remember: this line is completely confidential, so please do not feel the need to censor yourself or-

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